Are you ready for a whooping inch and a half of snow tonight?!

I’m Mike, by the way.
I mean, I AM a tattoo enthusiast, but I’m not entirely sure I’d like to get some of those tattooed. I’m not mean at all!...
You’re scaring me now. I’ll even go as far as assuming you’ll try to get them tattooed on, hahah. You don’t look that...
I have an innie. I mean, no fuck, get the fuck back here, I’m supposed to kill you!
You should host a talk show called, “What Species Developed in my Tupperware Last Night?” Omg, what am I saying.